Sunday, May 29, 2011

Back On The Wagon

So...lately I have been feeling like this:



With everyone around me from my sister-in-law to two of my cousins and several friends having babies, I have definitely felt like the chick without an excuse, especially when most of them are already skinnier than I am!!  My week of joy and food merriment probably didn't help either.  After an entire week of eating what I wanted, when I wanted it (regardless of whether or not I was actually hungry), I finally feel just disgusting and bloated enough to get back on that diet wagon and hit the treadmill.  I am supposed to start with my new trainer this week and only have 6 more sessions until I get to start back with Jonathan! I am counting down the days until June 13th!! That is the grand opening of Ultimate Fitness!!! 


I am determined to keep a positive attitude over the next 2 weeks.  The bright side is that I have a brand new trainer to torture and frustrate! Hehehehe!! Fresh Meat! =) I can get away with sooo much that Jonathan never let me get away with! The new trainer doesn't know me and I am pretty sure if I play my cards right I won't be sore at all over the next two weeks!  It's like being in 5th grade and having a substitute teacher! I am pretty sure that I will be able to convince her that Jonathan let me eat ice cream and cookies and cakes! He also never let me run more than 3 minutes at a time because I am a delicate, delicate creature that suffers from acute shin splints and a rare degenerate disease called "lindsay lazyitis".  This could be soo much fun!! I am getting giddy just thinking about it!! My joy may be short lived because Jonathan has assured me that if I have gained any weight he will make my life miserable starting June 13th. Boo!! 

Well...here is to two more weeks of easing back into the wagon before Jonathan takes over and I am not just in the wagon, but I am in there so much so that I have "Red Rider" permanently imprinted on my tucus! 

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