To lose something means you want to find it. I didn't lose weight, I released it!!! ~ Sandi Patty
Well I might have released 85lbs but I am pretty sure that after the weekend I just had, I brought of few of those "released" pounds back into captivity!! Actually it has been a crazy couple of weeks full of stress "starving" (lack of consumption of food due to the effects of stress in an individual's life ~ L. Moody) mixed with mild to severe stress eating. So far September has been more "Operation Moody Hot Messness" than "Operation Moody Hotness". My motto has been "breathe" and as one person recently texted me R-E-L-A-X (something I felt was completely un-called for! I am nothing if not the epitome of mellow! I mean it! Look it up, my picture is right next to the word "zen" in the dictionary!) I do have to say though, that I have managed the impossible. In almost a month of running around like a Jack Russell terrier on Speed and having more nervous energy than a psych hospital, I have managed to lose...drum roll please...1 pound!!! Huh?!? Really?!? Who likes the little digital numbers on the stupid scale anyway? NOT ME!
I have come to the conclusion that I am not going to reach my goal of 100lbs total weight loss by black Friday (turning the big 2-7), however there is nothing stopping from reaching that goal by Thanksgiving!! Awww...just in time to buy a pair of Thanksgiving eating pants (maternity pants) and go to town for 12 hours straight on ham, potatoes, desserts, and anything else my beautiful Mom decides to whip up! Yep! Brilliant plan!! Release 100lbs into the wild only to put them back into captivity in 1 day. I think this is going to work out well!!!
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